Unboxing a $420 Cannagar (cannabis + cigar)

If you are looking for the ultimate bachelorette party accouplement –  seek no further. We have arrived. Meet LEIRA Cannagars, the most expensive cannabis cigar available in Washington State.

We bought this product at Two Five Trees in Tacoma. The cannagar packs 17 grams of marijuana and is infused/glazed with rosin. According to the budtender – this thing can burn for 5 hours long.

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A few takeaways from the experience:
1) with all the pulling- the cannagar tends to get slobbered on. Therefore, we recommend partaking of this beast *only* with people you are comfortable with mutual slobberisms.

2) if buyers remorse kicks in- do not fear. Take five-hundred puffs or so on the cannagar and you will feel all better.

3) this is NOT a joint. A standard lighter/match will not do the trick. Your best bet is to procure a dragon to exhale fire-breath and get this lit!

4) you need a cigar cutter to lop off the head. this is a circumcision ceremony of sorts. Mazal tov!

5) if you are not drawing a salary at work, best not to disclose this discretionary purchase to the spouse.