If you are looking for the ultimate bachelorette party accouplement – seek no further. We have arrived. Meet LEIRA Cannagars, the most expensive cannabis cigar available in Washington State.
A few takeaways from the experience:
1) with all the pulling- the cannagar tends to get slobbered on. Therefore, we recommend partaking of this beast *only* with people you are comfortable with mutual slobberisms.
2) if buyers remorse kicks in- do not fear. Take five-hundred puffs or so on the cannagar and you will feel all better.
3) this is NOT a joint. A standard lighter/match will not do the trick. Your best bet is to procure a dragon to exhale fire-breath and get this lit!
4) you need a cigar cutter to lop off the head. this is a circumcision ceremony of sorts. Mazal tov!
5) if you are not drawing a salary at work, best not to disclose this discretionary purchase to the spouse.